Eelia

First Guy: Awww yea this is 1999,
Chung Hwa Bang Jum [Chinese Restaurant]
is coming here just like someone in Lien Jang Shin, China. [gibberish in wannabe Chinese]

Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha!
 Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha!

From the fairest Provinces
the most famous and desired food
 is from our Jung Hwa Bang Jum [Chinese Restaurant],
 in Seoul, Mak Po Go.

Our Spicy Chinese Noodles are insanely good.
And our Chinese Black Bean Noodles are no joke

The daikon [side dish] is free,
The green onions are free,
Heck even the spoon is for free!

Our notorious boss Hwang is a lusty lover.
 The chef who used to do these dishes at the
 Martial Arts Temple kitchen.

Our delivery guy is like lightning.
Bara Bara Bara Ba.
 Our wok is going out of the door.
Chung Hwa Bang Jum is going to the top!
[screams back "It's cold!" (it's a bad thing)]

Chorus
Eat feverishly till you get sick of eating.
Get sick of eating,
Then start eating again!
Then eat again till you fall over.
Eat again and go and knead that dough!
[good noodles are made fresh]

Eat feverishly, then get sick of it.
Then eat again.
Get sick of it.
Eat again and shake it down
Then go knead that dough for the second time
Then eat again and knead some more dough.
Jung Hwa Bang Jum.

 [X4] Jung Hwa Bang Jum. HEY!
Jung Hwa Bang Jum. HEY!
Jung Hwa Bang Jum!
La la la la la la la la la La la la la, la la la, la la la la! La la la la la la.
Say Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Chorus Jung Hwa Bang Jum
Jung Hwa Bang Jum
Jung Hwa Bang Jum HEY
 Jung Hwa Bang Jum HEY
Jung Hwa Bang Jum
 Jung Hwa Bang Jum
[x5] Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha! Hoo Ha!
 E Are San Shu YEA!!! [one, two, three, four in Chinese]